I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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