At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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