Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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