I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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