drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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