Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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