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(347): View more from New York

weddingsv make me drug and hornr

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(503): View more from Oregon

what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.

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(512): View more from Texas

Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine

(303): View more from Colorado

Oh and I threw up on myself...

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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?

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(256): View more from Alabama

Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?

(1-256): View more from Alabama

Please shut the fuck up.

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