Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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