I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
she pinky promised me she was 18
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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