She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Randomize
