I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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