So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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