i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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