I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Randomize