Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
