its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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