I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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