How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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