Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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