i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Randomize
