I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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