how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
