Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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