I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Everyone says I win the strip club
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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