Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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