Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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