I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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