doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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