Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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