I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm sobbing to NWA
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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