So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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