That's intense
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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