I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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