wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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