Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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