love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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