Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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