Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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