Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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