Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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