you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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