Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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