if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Reggie can tackle my bush.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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