big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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