How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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