Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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