So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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