She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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