Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I don't deserve a penis
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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