Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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