Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
the condom got lost in my hair
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Shitshow foam night was such a success
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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