Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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